Jan 22

Saddam Hussein was sitting in his office wondering who to invade next when his telephone rang.

“Hallo! Mr. Hussein,” a heavily accented voice said. “This is Paddy down in County Cavan, Ireland. I am ringing to inform you that we are officially declaring war on you!”

“Well, Paddy,” Saddam replied, “This is indeed important news! Tell me, how big is your army?”

“At this moment in time,” said Paddy after a moment’s calculation, “there is myself, my cousin Sean, my next door neighbor Gerry, and the entire dominoes team from the pub — that makes 8!”

Saddam sighed. “I must tell you Paddy that I have 1 million men in my army waiting to move on my command.”

“Begorra!”, said Paddy, “I’ll have to ring you back!”

Sure enough, the next day Paddy rang back. “Right Mr. Hussein, the war is still on! We have managed to acquire some equipment!”

“And what equipment would that be, Paddy?” Saddam asked.

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Jan 1
On this New Year I wish that  your world Be filled with warmth and Good cheer this season, And throughout the year.Wish your New Year Be filled with Peace and love.

Happy New Year 2009

Happy New Year 2009

Life is beautiful

Its madness to hate all roses cuz u got scratched by one thorn..
To give up all ur dreams cuz one dint come true..
To lose faith in prayers cuz one wasn’t answered..
To give up on ur efforts cuz one of them failed..
To condemn all ur friends cuz one betrayed u..
Not to believe in love cuz someone was unfaithful..
Remember that another chance will come up..
A new friend..
A new love..
A new life..
Never give up..

Coz Lifes Indeed Beautiful.! VERY BEAUTIFUL…

So just remember that

“A new year is unfolding – like a blossom with petals curled tightly concealing the beauty within.”


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